this is still the best story ever told at a talk show
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Fun Fact!
t.u.m.b.l.r. actually stands for the types of posts you can use!(:
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reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy
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*rolls eyes* *eyes keep rolling* *eyes don’t stop rolling* *eyes pick up momentum and start rolling me out of the building* *never stops rolling*
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a lot of people assume because i dont talk a lot that its because im in a bad mood or grumpy or being cold with them but its just like a genuinely have nothing to say!! i am not an interesting person!! i dont know how to respond to people 90% of the time dont take it personally!!
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If you don’t think Miley’s short hair looks good then i’ll respect that it is your opinion but you are totally and utterly wrong
